THE DELICIOUS ZIPPER SITE!

Red= Taylor/tay/tayer/pyro/lil Ms. FYA!/tailes/Leonardo

Blue= Sam/....that's it

Green- Both/more than one of us/two

LEAVE ME ALONE!!She was kidding, we need help...

¿Did you know?

That there are over 36 MILLION websites on the eeenternet? What's surprising, is that only 35 million are porn. :-D

We don't have friends(we're not friends, we're forced into contanct), we have no family. We have to live off....cheese. We don't leave our cave, we don't own treadmills either, if that is believable. We're using this computer through a Wal-Mart. We're regulars, so they let us stay. This is where we get our cheese.

I'm not to familiar with typing, so you tell me, is 4 hours and 7 minutes a good amount of time for typing this? She doesn't have the natural talent...:( We made this site to ask for help...They've imprisoned us in the secret Wal-Mart cave, located in the ghetto's of Sascatchewan. It's cold in here with this computer. The computers our only light...and we had to use a poptatoe(a mix between a pop-tart and a potatoe) to get it running.It was our only food, but we were willing to make with that sacrifice. All my toes are gone now...But thats really not important...as of now. So, if you read this, PLEASE HELP US!! PLEASE LEND ME A CLEAN TOWEL!!! AND SOME MORE CHEESE!! WE'RE OUT! THERE ARE NO MORE POPTATOES...WE NEED FOOD..or a satelite dish.

Well, while we're waiting for your arrival, we have decided to entertain you with pointless stuff like dolls, links, and the Perfect Guys List(***schwing***). So, while your getting the rescue team, enjoy our site :-D.

::DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL::

It's a Guitar....I wish I could play a guitar....::sobs:: DONT LOOK AT ME!

Were you saying something? I was licking up my drool...

This is(well...was)Marshie(I hate that freggin Marshmellow). Well...thats obviouisly why we ate him....sorry marshie, if it counts for anything, you were delicious.

^ up there, thats the date & time...its in german

Survival Update

Here is where' we'll let you know if we're alive or not...ooo look, a chicken. DON'T LET IT GET AWAY!! ::runs after chicken:: sorry Kelly, we have to eat your kin. :(

7/19/03

I updated my page, so instead of the giant dolly, there are cemetery pictures.

:-D still alive...DON'T SHOP AT WAL-MART. -_- they're evil.

"Don't eat Veal"

bye bye!

***Special!!!!!! a pic of Mistuh Johnny Depp!!!*** yes...its a lovely time of year to stalk :)

" The ants in france stay mainly on the plants!"

7/12/03

"At Snapple.com just click the Yard Sale sign!"

"Don't eat veal...."

^ OUR NEW CATCH PHRASE!!!!

That makes no sense...we're trapped in a cave..We can;t eat anything but the left over chicken(sorry Kelly)

But the baby cows are locked in boxes!!!!!!

::tear, sniffle:: true..DON'T EAT VEAL!!!

RIGHT ON SISTUH!

Get in touch if your coming to save us...We don't wan't to be doing anything...inappropriate when you come back(WE'RE DESPERATE!!)

*wink wink*